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talaxian:

pokemiline:

Same.

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2 years ago
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2 years ago
13239 Notes

etacarinea:

Bee gay, do crime 🐝

nyurrwithcheese:

I went to my first beekeeping class today! Our instructor told us that beekeeping in the city was texhnically illegal and then told us all the ways we could get around that 🌻🐝

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2 years ago
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breathdeepseekpeace:
“heritageposts:
“ descartes-and-thosecartes:
“ sensorydeprivationprincess:
“ turboslime:
“  Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also,...

breathdeepseekpeace:

heritageposts:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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date of origin: 2012

A classic

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2 years ago
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somethingusefulfromflorida:

nutwit:

sighinastorm:

anoctopus:

vanyaviolins:

truffledmadness:

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

sighinastorm:

quadrifecta

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maxeth:

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trifecta

aim-and-ignights:

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Same energy

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large

ain’t she out exploring with a monkey?

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2 years ago
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tizzymcwizzy:

orcarriagesthatwork:

I think about this cake every day

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sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

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2 years ago
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dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

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2 years ago
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hitmewithcute:
“Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes
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hitmewithcute:

Let him wander around the house. Thought I lost him but he was next to the potatoes

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2 years ago
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bentsahra:

Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch

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